WHAT WE CAN DO

image41

CAMPAIGNS

It doesn't matter if you want a banner ad or an entire brand campaign. Our three digital creatives are ready and waiting. Sure, it might be a bit weird at first and the racism has been eliminated, but trust us, you'll be delighted.

image42

COMPETITIVE PRICING

Because we don't have coke habits, flowers, nice toilet paper or even biscuits, we can provide entire campaigns for what your agency probably charges for a boozy lunch.

image43

Customer Support

Your campaign is designed to work first time, every time. But if there is the slightest hint of unnecessary sexism or racism in the work, please let us know. Our algorithms are scanning the net for answers and we can't always police what they write. You should see what they did in the Middle East. We nearly went to jail. That's why you can call us 24/7.